Writing

TELEVISION WRITER

I am a writer/ story editor for season 2 of the political satire show The Beaverton on the Comedy Network. Mama mia watch it here: http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/Shows/TheBeaverton

CBC COMEDY 

I also wrote the below satire articles for the CBC Comedy website. Please read them and laugh. Or laugh and then read them. Just laugh ok?

Al-Qaeda “super pumped” to not be on Trump’s ban list – February 6th, 2017

President Obama’s Moving Out To-Do List – August 23rd, 2016

 MUSINGS

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Saving my money for retirement and maybe one day, a cold pressed juice.

My fitness instructor always puts me next to the least fit person in class. Today he put me next to the mirror.

My favorite yoga move is when you can extend your leg, out the class.

The only thing real muslims blow up are each others phones on Eid.

My coworker is on codeine because he got his wisdom teeth removed. I am on it because I work here.

Updating the leadership section on my resume with “not afraid to like a facebook status first.”

Life Hack: Hate alarm clocks? Get a job that wakes you up naturally from the stress.

My comedy coach asked me to drop and give him 20 set-ups.

Family: Friends you want to kill.